So, as we all know, there are a plethora of football blogs out there – some decent ones, even – and no one is going to bother reading this one. That all suits me just fine as I won't really have anything interesting to say besides the occasional tooting of my own horn about how I can make a kick ass cuppa or the best beans and toast humanity has witnessed.
Anyway, before we get started on any proper posts I'll lay down a few ground rules.
1.The MLS is shit.
2.US Soccerball is shit.
3.Tommy Smyth is a short bald shit.
And in case you're wondering, yes, it's only going to go downhill from here...
If, however, you hate Davy Goldenballs, diving eyeties, Chelski, yanks, 80 million Euro galatico cunts, FC Franchise, WAGs, mod€rn football/$occer, transfer rumors, Sven, and odd year summers you might want to stick around for a laugh.
Ground rules I understand.
ReplyDeleteChelski is not hated by me.
I love the way the current British press is reporting domesticated kidnapping in the EPL.
Where's Freddie?
Big Bucks
You might support Chelsea but certainly you cannot support "Chelski" aka. having a sugar daddy to prop up a club thats not making enough to run itself?
ReplyDeleteHear, hear. I must say I'm quite delighted to find such an informed and enlightened commentary on the beautiful game. Cheers to you good sir, and may your unbridled optimism and fine spirit carry the day!
ReplyDelete(So you finally took the plunge and started the blog. And enough with the self-depreciation, amigo. I remember reading your writing in college and you're damn good. You just can't handle your heat... looking forward to Tottenham on Sat. Should be a good one. See you at Withdean?)
Brighton to be relegated?? :(
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! Having a sugar daddy to pay the bills!!! Love it..what a start!!
ReplyDeleteI'll be tuned in, just to monitor what you say about the Almighty Arse, mostly. Haha!
ReplyDeleteHeidi
Haha, don't worry heidi, my gooner comments are forthcoming. Nothing about sweets in Wenger's pockets, I swear.
ReplyDeleteOh and Brighton is only going upwards and onwards. We got our own sugar daddy now. Haha. There's some hypocrisy for ya.
ReplyDeleteBrought me to tears: www.youtube.com/watch?v=REEpmixxbyM
ReplyDeleteDrew - check out the latest post for more tears (although whether they are the same type of tears you had earlier I don't know).
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