Top Ways to Pretend to be a Footy Pundit

Go on Gary, get stuck in, mate!

1. Constantly lambast Liverpool for their zonal marking. Really? Exactly how do you expect to mark your opposition?

2. Or go on and on about Chelsea's diamond formation being their demise...Top of the league, game in hand – rather sounds more like a recipe for success.

3. Lament the loss of the magic of the FA Cup. Seems someone has forgotten that both Manchester United and Liverpool have been knocked out in the Third Round.

4. Moan about the current interpretation of the offsides rule. Strange, the interpretation makes sense and, theoretically at least, favors the attacking side.

5. Demand video replays. Take away referring errors and exactly what will TV presenters have to talk about? Hmm, in that case maybe there is a positive to introducing video technology.

   Anyway, welcome to 2010 - a World Cup year no less. Pass It! will try its best to get off its lazy arse and waste more of your time in this coming year.

   Coming soon: Who Goes First - Fergie vs. The Glazers?, More Articles About How Shite US Soccerball Is, South Africa Previews, More Empty Promises...